John Harney, PhD

I really, really want to learn piano. Not right now, but at some point in the next couple of years.

I need to start actually learning Korean, and need to stop talking about learning Korean.

A good best man’s speech should have one solid swear word. A real one. The F bomb. It’s a magic number though: only one, just like a PG-13 movie.

A good wedding involves cold beer and a late night. Both of these things must be present.

I am friends with a lot of wonderful people.

Irish people have a chip in their brain that does not permit them to sit still, or even to stay away from the nearest dance floor, when “The Belle of Belfast City” is played at sufficient volume.

National Car Rental doesn’t have much of a problem with their employees stealing your stuff.